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CH CORNERSTONE'S JUST WHAT THE DR ORDERED
CH DILLON'S SPEED DEMON BY DESIGN (BRODY)
Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by the blender.
Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying,
"Be a good puppy, go potty - now hurry up - come on, let's go!"
Cover all your best clothes with dog hair. Dark clothes must use white hair; light clothes must use dark.
Float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.
Play catch with a 'wet' tennis ball.
Run out in the snow/rain in your bare feet to close the gate.
Tip over a basket of clean laundry; scatter clothing all over the floor.
Leave your underwear on the living room floor
because that's where the puppy will drag in anyway...
especially when company arrives.
Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your fvorite TV program
and run to the door shouting "NO, NO! DO THAT OUTSIDE!"
Miss the end of the program.
Put chocolate pudding on the carpet ain the morning,
don't clean it up until you get home from work in the evening.
Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver...
it's going to get chewed on anyway.
Take a warm cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself.
this is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap
Are you ready for a puppy now?